| 11/22/2008 |
Obama's Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy Stunning Break from Last Eight Years
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| 11/10/2008 |
Failure To Blow Election Stuns Democratic Party Faithful Mourn End To Losing Tradition
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| 11/1/2008 |
After The Success Of Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama
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| 10/20/2008 |
McCain Holds Auditions For Angry Mob
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| 10/13/2008 |
Palin Blasts Obama's Ties To Weather Channel
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| 10/6/2008 |
McCain Replaces Palin With Startled Deer
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| 9/29/2008 |
McCain Attacks Washington, Republicans, Old White Men With White Hair
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| 9/22/2008 |
Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball In ABC Interview
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| 9/15/2008 |
Pit Bull Owners Blast Palin
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| 9/8/2008 |
Poll: Obama Faring Poorly Among Racists
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| 9/1/2008 |
In Week Before Labor Day, Pointless
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| 8/25/2008 |
China's Gold Medals Found To Have High Lead Content
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| 8/18/2008 |
Athlete Without Compelling Personal Drama Expelled from Olympics
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| 8/11/2008 |
Britney, Paris Air Savage Anti-McCain Ad
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| 8/4/2008 |
Obama Leads McCain In Frequent Flyer Miles
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| 7/28/2008 |
McCain Makes Historic First Visit To Internet
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| 7/21/2008 |
Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself
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| 7/14/2008 |
Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying To Win Election
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| 7/7/2008 |
McCain Propose Tax Holiday For Beer Heiresses
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| 6/30/2008 |
Cindy McCain Robot Gets New Head
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| 6/23/2008 |
McCain Vows To Campaign In All 13 Colonies
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| 6/16/2008 |
Straight Man Accidentally Sees
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| 6/9/2008 |
Bush Refuses To Read McClellan's Book, Calling It
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| 5/30/2008 |
Hillary Rejects, Denounces Self, Throws Self Under Bus After Gaffe
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| 5/23/2008 |
Hillary Vows To Fight On For Edwards' Endorsement Unfazed By Endorsement Of Obama
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| 5/19/2008 |
Bill Clinton Switches To Obama: Latest Super Delegate Defection For Hillary
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| 5/5/2008 |
Rev. Wright Launches Own 24-Hr. Channel; All Wright, All The Time, Preacher Promises
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| 4/28/2008 |
Democratic Race
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| 4/21/2008 |
China Moves Olympics To Undisclosed Location
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| 4/14/2008 |
Market Tumbles On News That Bush Is Still President: White House Appearance
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| 4/7/2008 |
Hillary Says 8-Year-Old Bosnian Girl Was Actually Sniper
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| 3/31/2008 |
Bush To Phase Out Environment By 2009
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| 3/21/2008 |
Bush Reveals Tap Water As Prescription-Drug Plan
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| 3/17/2008 |
Calling Hillary A Monster
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| 3/7/2008 |
Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight To Voicemail
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| 3/3/2008 |
Nader Announces Plan To Wreck Election
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| 2/22/2008 |
Roger Clemens Named New White House Spokesperson
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| 2/16/2008 |
Obama Wins Country Music Entertainer of The Year
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| 2/9/2008 |
Facebook to Co-Sponsor War on Terror: Popular Networking Site Takes Aim at Jihad
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| 2/2/2008 |
Hillary Sends Bill on Campaign Trip to Antarctica: Will Remain There Until Convention, Aides Confirm
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| 1/28/2008 |
Gay Tiger Attacks Huckabee: Animal 'Taunted' By Bestiality Remarks
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| 1/19/2008 |
Bloomberg Still Deciding Whether to Buy the Presidency
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| 1/12/2008 |
Next Year's News
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| 1/5/2008 |
Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man
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| 12/29/2007 |
Attempting to Destroy CIA Tapes, Cheney Burns Down White House
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| 12/17/2007 |
Taxing Time for Democrats?
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| 12/15/2007 |
In Speech on Religion, Obama Explains His Faith in Oprah
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| 12/13/2007 |
Hillary's slush-fund attack
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| 12/12/2007 |
Ronald Reagan
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| 12/11/2007 |
Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate: Move to Shore Up Evangelical Base
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| 12/1/2007 |
China Says "Too Late" To Recall Huge Shipment of Toxic Turkeys
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| 11/24/2007 |
Bush Issues Official List of Things to Be Thankful For: Pre-Thanksgiving Radio Address
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| 11/16/2007 |
Hillary Refuses to Answer Paper-or-Plastic Question
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| 11/10/2007 |
Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy
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| 11/3/2007 |
Hillary to Spend Rest of Campaign in Soundproof Glass Box
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| 10/27/2007 |
Dean Reassures Democrats: "We Will Find a Way to Screw This Up"
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| 10/20/2007 |
In Sign of Confidence, Clinton Airs Vicious Attack Ads About Herself
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| 10/13/2007 |
Bush May Lack Gene for Human Speech
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| 9/29/2007 |
New CBS Reality Show, "Kid Detention," Sends Kids to Guantanamo
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| 9/22/2007 |
O.J. Authors "If I Robbed Them"
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| 9/15/2007 |
Exhauseted, Thompson Quits Race, Calls Weeklong Campaign 'Punishing'
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| 9/8/2007 |
Hedge Fund Managers' March on Washington Largest Chauffeur-Driven Protest in Capital's History
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| 9/1/2007 |
Gonzales to Spend More Time Eavesdropping on His Family
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| 8/25/2007 |
Rove's Legacy Tainted by Steroids
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| 8/4/2007 |
McCain Puts Straight Talk Express on eBay
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| 7/28/2007 |
Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush's Duties, Says He Enjoyed the Downtime
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| 7/21/2007 |
Bush Proposes Sending Transformers™ to Iraq
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| 7/14/2007 |
Illegal Immigrants Seek Scooter's Deal
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| 7/7/2007 |
Cheney Declares Himself National Monument Latest Attempt to Dodge Subpoena
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| 7/3/2007 |
Adding Children to the Equation
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| 6/30/2007 |
Nader's Ego Enters 2008 Race
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| 6/7/2007 |
Disharmony, the New Tolerance
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| 6/2/2007 |
Hillary Sends Gore Basket of Calorie-Rich Treats
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| 5/26/2007 |
Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda
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| 5/19/2007 |
G.O.P. Hopefuls Clash over Who is the Whitest
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| 5/12/2007 |
Wolfowitz's Girlfriend Resigns as Wolfowitz's Girlfriend
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| 5/5/2007 |
White House Seeks Lying Czar
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| 4/28/2007 |
U.S. Sends Rich Little to Iraq to Entertain Insurgents
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| 4/21/2007 |
World Shocked That Wolfowitz Has Girlfriend
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| 4/14/2007 |
Imu Moves to Al-Qaida Network
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| 4/7/2007 |
Scientists Study Memory Loss Among Politicians
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| 3/31/2007 |
New Hillary Software Lets Voters Customize Her Positions
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| 3/24/2007 |
Iraqis Angry that U.S . Forgot Anniversary of War
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| 3/17/2007 |
Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence
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| 3/10/2007 |
Bush Strips Libby of Nickname
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| 3/3/2007 |
Supreme Court Gives Gore's Oscar to Bush
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| 2/24/2007 |
Bush: I'll Bring Home Troops on JetBlue
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| 2/17/2007 |
Pre-War Intelligence Came From Magic 8-Ball
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| 2/10/2007 |
CNN: Severe Weather Alerts Continue Through Sweeps -- 90 Percent Chance of Anderson Cooper Being Rained On, Network Warns
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| 2/3/2007 |
Experts Go On Strike -- Work Action Could Last Months, Non-Experts Say
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| 1/27/2007 |
Bin Laden's State of the Jihad Address Short on Specifics
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| 1/20/2007 |
Rosie-Trump Feud Moves Doomsday Clock Closer to Midnight
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| 1/13/2007 |
Bin Laden Denounces Inclusion on Worst Dressed List
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| 1/6/2007 |
God Denies Talking to Pat
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| 12/30/2006 |
President Bush Issues New Year's Resolutions for '07
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| 12/23/2006 |
Naughty Outnimber Nice in New Survey
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| 12/13/2006 |
Bush Opposes Marriage Between a Man and a Flag
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