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'Reconciliation' To Pass Health Bill Won't Work
The Meaning Of Ricci
GOP Discovers A Taxing Issue
Abuse In Jails Makes Life A Prison
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Welcome To Obamacare Theater
Why We Secretly Love Earmarks
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Republicans: Stand Your Ground
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Against "Government-Run" Health Care
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Andy Borowitz

An award-winning humorist, author, television personality and film actor, Andy Borowitz has been called a "Swiftian satirist" by The Wall Street Journal, which recently devoted a prestigious front-page story to his work as one of America's leading comic voices. He is the recipient of the 2004 Angele Gingras Humor Award, the first-ever award given to a humorist by the National Press Club.

Millions watch him every week on CNN's "American Morning, where he is the reigning humorist on two of the program's most popular segments, "90 Second Pop" and "Gimme a Minute." Millions more read his daily Internet column, The Borowitz Report, winner of five About.com Political Dot-Comedy Awards.

An acclaimed Hollywood producer, Esquire magazine recognized him as one of the most powerful forces in television after he created the hit television series The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, which launched the acting career of megastar Will Smith. He also produced the film Pleasantville, which was nominated for four Academy Awards.

More recently, he has stepped in front of the camera as an actor, appearing in two films in 2004: Melinda and Melinda, directed by Woody Allen, and Marie and Bruce, starring Julianne Moore and Matthew Broderick. In a recent profile of him, The New York Daily News called Borowitz "a budding movie star."

He was a 2001 finalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor. In 2002, he was inducted into the Friars Club of New York.

Recent Columns

12/27/2008 Markets Crash on Pictures of Obama Losing Shirt Shirtless President-Elect Creates Crisis of Confidence  by Andy Borowitz
Global markets swooned this week in reaction to photos showing that President-elect Barack Obama had lost his shirt. The pictures depicting a shirtless Mr. Obama wandering about on a deserted stretch of beach stoked fears that the United States' financial woes were deeper than previously reported. "We have had a steady drumbeat of bad new ... READ MORE
12/20/2008 Caroline Kennedy Asks to be Time's Person of the Year Places Phone Call to Magazine's Editor  by Andy Borowitz
Caroline Kennedy would like to be considered Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2009 and has let the magazine's editor know of her interest in the honor, aides to Ms. Kennedy confirmed this week. While some observers considered Ms. Kennedy's bid to be premature, especially since 2009 has not officially begun, aides to the New York sen ... READ MORE
12/12/2008 Angry Kucinich Reminds Obama He Was Rival Makes Hail Mary Bid for Postmaster General  by Andy Borowitz
As president-elect Barack Obama continues to assemble his "team of rivals" by filling Cabinet positions with former political opponents, he has drawn the ire of one self-styled rival who feels he has been unfairly overlooked: Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio). Speaking to reporters in Washington today, a furious Mr. Kucinich said that it was ... READ MORE

Column Archive

11/22/2008 Obama's Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy Stunning Break from Last Eight Years
11/10/2008 Failure To Blow Election Stuns Democratic Party Faithful Mourn End To Losing Tradition
11/1/2008 After The Success Of Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama
10/20/2008 McCain Holds Auditions For Angry Mob
10/13/2008 Palin Blasts Obama's Ties To Weather Channel
10/6/2008 McCain Replaces Palin With Startled Deer
9/29/2008 McCain Attacks Washington, Republicans, Old White Men With White Hair
9/22/2008 Palin Uses Magic 8-Ball In ABC Interview
9/15/2008 Pit Bull Owners Blast Palin
9/8/2008 Poll: Obama Faring Poorly Among Racists
9/1/2008 In Week Before Labor Day, Pointless
8/25/2008 China's Gold Medals Found To Have High Lead Content
8/18/2008 Athlete Without Compelling Personal Drama Expelled from Olympics
8/11/2008 Britney, Paris Air Savage Anti-McCain Ad
8/4/2008 Obama Leads McCain In Frequent Flyer Miles
7/28/2008 McCain Makes Historic First Visit To Internet
7/21/2008 Obama Releases List of Approved Jokes About Himself
7/14/2008 Liberal Bloggers Accuse Obama of Trying To Win Election
7/7/2008 McCain Propose Tax Holiday For Beer Heiresses
6/30/2008 Cindy McCain Robot Gets New Head
6/23/2008 McCain Vows To Campaign In All 13 Colonies
6/16/2008 Straight Man Accidentally Sees
6/9/2008 Bush Refuses To Read McClellan's Book, Calling It
5/30/2008 Hillary Rejects, Denounces Self, Throws Self Under Bus After Gaffe
5/23/2008 Hillary Vows To Fight On For Edwards' Endorsement Unfazed By Endorsement Of Obama
5/19/2008 Bill Clinton Switches To Obama: Latest Super Delegate Defection For Hillary
5/5/2008 Rev. Wright Launches Own 24-Hr. Channel; All Wright, All The Time, Preacher Promises
4/28/2008 Democratic Race
4/21/2008 China Moves Olympics To Undisclosed Location
4/14/2008 Market Tumbles On News That Bush Is Still President: White House Appearance
4/7/2008 Hillary Says 8-Year-Old Bosnian Girl Was Actually Sniper
3/31/2008 Bush To Phase Out Environment By 2009
3/21/2008 Bush Reveals Tap Water As Prescription-Drug Plan
3/17/2008 Calling Hillary A Monster
3/7/2008 Bush Says He Lets Red Phone Go Straight To Voicemail
3/3/2008 Nader Announces Plan To Wreck Election
2/22/2008 Roger Clemens Named New White House Spokesperson
2/16/2008 Obama Wins Country Music Entertainer of The Year
2/9/2008 Facebook to Co-Sponsor War on Terror: Popular Networking Site Takes Aim at Jihad
2/2/2008 Hillary Sends Bill on Campaign Trip to Antarctica: Will Remain There Until Convention, Aides Confirm
1/28/2008 Gay Tiger Attacks Huckabee: Animal 'Taunted' By Bestiality Remarks
1/19/2008 Bloomberg Still Deciding Whether to Buy the Presidency
1/12/2008 Next Year's News
1/5/2008 Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man
12/29/2007 Attempting to Destroy CIA Tapes, Cheney Burns Down White House
12/17/2007 Taxing Time for Democrats?
12/15/2007 In Speech on Religion, Obama Explains His Faith in Oprah
12/13/2007 Hillary's slush-fund attack
12/12/2007 Ronald Reagan
12/11/2007 Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate: Move to Shore Up Evangelical Base
12/1/2007 China Says "Too Late" To Recall Huge Shipment of Toxic Turkeys
11/24/2007 Bush Issues Official List of Things to Be Thankful For: Pre-Thanksgiving Radio Address
11/16/2007 Hillary Refuses to Answer Paper-or-Plastic Question
11/10/2007 Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy
11/3/2007 Hillary to Spend Rest of Campaign in Soundproof Glass Box
10/27/2007 Dean Reassures Democrats: "We Will Find a Way to Screw This Up"
10/20/2007 In Sign of Confidence, Clinton Airs Vicious Attack Ads About Herself
10/13/2007 Bush May Lack Gene for Human Speech
9/29/2007 New CBS Reality Show, "Kid Detention," Sends Kids to Guantanamo
9/22/2007 O.J. Authors "If I Robbed Them"
9/15/2007 Exhauseted, Thompson Quits Race, Calls Weeklong Campaign 'Punishing'
9/8/2007 Hedge Fund Managers' March on Washington Largest Chauffeur-Driven Protest in Capital's History
9/1/2007 Gonzales to Spend More Time Eavesdropping on His Family
8/25/2007 Rove's Legacy Tainted by Steroids
8/4/2007 McCain Puts Straight Talk Express on eBay
7/28/2007 Cheney, Briefly Assuming Bush's Duties, Says He Enjoyed the Downtime
7/21/2007 Bush Proposes Sending Transformers™ to Iraq
7/14/2007 Illegal Immigrants Seek Scooter's Deal
7/7/2007 Cheney Declares Himself National Monument Latest Attempt to Dodge Subpoena
7/3/2007 Adding Children to the Equation
6/30/2007 Nader's Ego Enters 2008 Race
6/7/2007 Disharmony, the New Tolerance
6/2/2007 Hillary Sends Gore Basket of Calorie-Rich Treats
5/26/2007 Bush Names Wolfowitz President of al-Qaeda
5/19/2007 G.O.P. Hopefuls Clash over Who is the Whitest
5/12/2007 Wolfowitz's Girlfriend Resigns as Wolfowitz's Girlfriend
5/5/2007 White House Seeks Lying Czar
4/28/2007 U.S. Sends Rich Little to Iraq to Entertain Insurgents
4/21/2007 World Shocked That Wolfowitz Has Girlfriend
4/14/2007 Imu Moves to Al-Qaida Network
4/7/2007 Scientists Study Memory Loss Among Politicians
3/31/2007 New Hillary Software Lets Voters Customize Her Positions
3/24/2007 Iraqis Angry that U.S . Forgot Anniversary of War
3/17/2007 Bush Creates Department of Faulty Intelligence
3/10/2007 Bush Strips Libby of Nickname
3/3/2007 Supreme Court Gives Gore's Oscar to Bush
2/24/2007 Bush: I'll Bring Home Troops on JetBlue
2/17/2007 Pre-War Intelligence Came From Magic 8-Ball
2/10/2007 CNN: Severe Weather Alerts Continue Through Sweeps -- 90 Percent Chance of Anderson Cooper Being Rained On, Network Warns
2/3/2007 Experts Go On Strike -- Work Action Could Last Months, Non-Experts Say
1/27/2007 Bin Laden's State of the Jihad Address Short on Specifics
1/20/2007 Rosie-Trump Feud Moves Doomsday Clock Closer to Midnight
1/13/2007 Bin Laden Denounces Inclusion on Worst Dressed List
1/6/2007 God Denies Talking to Pat
12/30/2006 President Bush Issues New Year's Resolutions for '07
12/23/2006 Naughty Outnimber Nice in New Survey
12/13/2006 Bush Opposes Marriage Between a Man and a Flag






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