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Welcome To Obamacare Theater
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Republicans: Stand Your Ground
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See This Film (Or Stop Complaining About Hollywood)
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Against "Government-Run" Health Care
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Will Durst Will Durst

Comedy For People Who Read Or Know Someone Who Does

As the sacred cows set themselves up for slaughter each night at six, America cries out for a man with the aim, strength and style to swat the partisan political piñatas upside their heads. Will Durst is that man. Sweeping both sides of the aisle with a quiver full of barbs sharpened by a keen wit and dipped into the same ink as the day's headlines, Durst transcends political ties, performing at events featuring Vice President Al Gore and former President George H.W. Bush, also speaking at the Governors Conference and the Mayors Convention cementing his claim as the nation's ultimate equal opportunity offender. Outraged and outrageous, Durst may mock and scoff and taunt, but he does it with taste.

A Midwestern baby boomer with a media-induced identity crisis, Durst has been called "a modern day Will Rogers" by The L.A. Times while the S. F. Chronicle hails him as "heir apparent to Mort Sahl and Dick Gregory." The Chicago Tribune argues he's a "hysterical hybrid of Hunter Thompson and Charles Osgood," although The Washington Post portrays him as "the dark Prince of doubt." All agree Durst is America's premier political comic.

As American as a bottomless cup of coffee, this former Milwaukeean is cherished by critics and audiences alike for the common sense he brings to his surgical skewering of the hype and hypocrisies engulfing us on a daily basis. Busier than a blind squirrel neck deep in an almond sorting warehouse, Durst writes a weekly column, was a contributing editor to both National Lampoon and George magazines and continues to pen frequent contributions to various periodicals such as The New York Times and his hometown San Francisco Chronicle.

This five-time Emmy nominee and host/co-producer of the ongoing award winning PBS series "Livelyhood" is also a regular commentator on NPR and CNN, and has appeared on every comedy show featuring a brick wall including Letterman, Comedy Central, HBO and Showtime, receiving 7 consecutive nominations for the American Comedy Awards Stand Up of the Year. Hobbies include the never-ending search for the perfect cheeseburger, while his heroes remain the same from when he was twelve: Thomas Jefferson and Bugs Bunny.

Look for Will's new book "The All American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing" at bookstores and Amazon.com.

Will Durst's performances and columns are made possible by the First Amendment.

Recent Columns

6/23/2009 Grading Democracy on a Curve  by Will Durst
Grading Democracy on a Curve Raging Moderate, by Will Durst Want to take this time to congratulate the Iranian people for upgrading to a participatory government where they feel empowered enough to take to the streets to complain. For those of you who have been too busy digging under bushes for returnable bottle deposits, there is major ... READ MORE
6/16/2009 DC Prius Minivan  by Will Durst
D.C. Prius Minivan Raging Moderate, by Will Durst One of the biggest joys of the open road is its pure democracy. Bentleys and Pintos idling side by side at the same red light. Limos, BMWs, Fords and those little enh cars that look like they’ve been squashed between two big-rigs, all subject to the same speed traps, congestion and pothole ... READ MORE
6/8/2009 Saint Taxes  by Will Durst
Saint Taxes Raging Moderate, by Will Durst The government has it all wrong. Yeah, yeah, I know. Who’s ever heard THAT before? “This Just In: Water Is Wet.” What’s got my knickers in a big old knotted ball the size of Kobe Bryant’s ego this time around is the age-old practice of politicians balancing their financial shortsightedness on the ... READ MORE

Column Archive

6/1/2009 Sonia from the Block
5/25/2009 Staycation Fun
5/19/2009 The Cheney Doctrine
5/11/2009 First 110 Days
5/1/2009 Not So Frequently Asked Questions About The Swine Flu
4/25/2009 I Hate Earth Day
4/17/2009 Arrgh Diplomacy
4/3/2009 A Little B-12 from the G-20
3/27/2009 Stuff A Sanitary Sock In It
3/13/2009 The Baby Steps Blues
3/6/2009 Bye American
2/27/2009 The Tomorrow Speech
2/21/2009 The Best Cabinet Money Can't Buy
2/13/2009 Tax Cut Zombies from the Planet No
2/6/2009 Triggering a Silent Scream
1/30/2009 The School for Scandal Version 2.1
1/25/2009 The Honeymo is Over
1/9/2009 Five Presidents
12/20/2008 If The Shoe Fits Hurl It
12/17/2008 The Top-Ten Comedic News Stories of 2008
12/12/2008 Giving Governors a Bad Name
11/7/2008 And They're Off
10/31/2008 Bipartisan Sleaze
10/26/2008 Worst Campaign Ever
10/17/2008 John the Candidate
10/10/2008 Bashful in Nashville
10/2/2008 Interesting Times
9/19/2008 Old Piranha Pants
9/15/2008 The Unkosher Candidate
9/6/2008 The Grand Old Party Line
8/30/2008 The Dems Do Denver
8/22/2008 Kvetching and Convening
8/14/2008 Too - Americas
8/8/2008 The Chinese Olympics
6/30/2008 Talking Veepstakes
6/10/2008 The End End
6/3/2008 McBush
5/23/2008 Top 20 Reasons Hillary Clinton Should Stay in the Race
5/16/2008 The Stamp of Upheaval
5/9/2008 It's Over
5/1/2008 Me ID You ID We ID
4/25/2008 Post- Pennsylvania Primary Punditry
4/15/2008 President Whatshisname
4/4/2008 The Puppy Party
3/30/2008 Politics Aren't Us
3/19/2008 10 Hints On How To Cover The Historic '08 Candidacies
3/13/2008 50 Suggestions for John McCain's Vice- Presidential Short List
3/7/2008 Hillary Clinton Undead
3/2/2008 32 Short Thoughts About Ralph Nader
2/29/2008 Shut Up
2/25/2008 Lumpy and Hucky
2/14/2008 Bill Clinton Threat or Menace
2/1/2008 Super Duper Fat Tuesday
1/4/2008 Iowa It's Winner-Tastic
12/24/2007 The Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2007
12/12/2007 WMD-US Intelligence Not a Match
12/2/2007 Not-So-Almighty Dollar
11/18/2007 Nuclear Two-Step
10/21/2007 Al Gore and the Blue Sky Theory
10/16/2007 Our Offspring Fontanelle
10/5/2007 God's Only Party
9/29/2007 Free Speech Ain't Free Oh Wait A Minute Yeah It Is
9/15/2007 FAQ Petraeus' Testimony
9/1/2007 Republicans Gone Wild 2
8/24/2007 Rove Bye Bye
8/17/2007 Me Me Me Me Me
8/3/2007 The Center Left Right
7/15/2007 Skooter Skates
7/5/2007 Boss Dick
6/21/2007 Darting Squirters
6/12/2007 Paris Hilton Pays for George Bush's Sins
6/1/2007 Not Your Species Monkey Boy
5/26/2007 Hillary Campaign Theme Songs
5/19/2007 You Got To Love Dick
5/9/2007 George and Attila
5/3/2007 The Scourge of Mockolate
4/25/2007 The Curious Case of the Amnesiac Attorney General
4/3/2007 Presidential Spring Training
3/24/2007 Partisan Witch-hunts on Youtube
3/14/2007 The Department of Just Us
3/4/2007 Passenger Bill of Rights
2/16/2007 The 14th Annual “TGFTLSBIAC” Awards
2/9/2007 Executive Time-out or Phuket
2/1/2007 The Big Game
1/22/2007 George W Bush 2007 State of the Union Drinking Game
1/20/2007 Spanking the Diaper
1/14/2007 The World of Wrongevity
1/4/2007 2007 Resolutions
12/27/2006 Belated 2006 Xma Gift Wish List
12/19/2006 Crocodile Tears
12/12/2006 Reading Isn't Fundamental
12/4/2006 And They're Not Off
11/13/2006 San Francisco Values
10/28/2006 Don't Not Stay The Course
10/22/2006 Bring Back Saddam
10/15/2006 The Boogeyman
10/10/2006 Dennis Hastert's Crow Plate Special
9/24/2006 Compassionate Torturer
9/11/2006 9-11 Plus 5
8/27/2006 Terrorists Follow Us Home
8/21/2006 The Sissy Box
8/12/2006 Scarlett Service Threat
7/24/2006 The Fratlomat
7/19/2006 He's Back
6/24/2006 The Party of No Ideas vs The Party of Bad Ideas
6/19/2006 Good News Bad News
6/9/2006 The Bright Side of Global Warming
5/24/2006 Mr Majestic
5/10/2006 Gouging What Gouging
4/24/2006 Changing Of The Guard
4/18/2006 He Is The Leakingest
4/4/2006 Welcome Kneel
3/29/2006 Iraqi Good Stuff
2/27/2006 Cheney FAQ
2/22/2006 Simple Is As Simple Does
1/30/2006 The George W Bush 2006 State Of The Union Drinking Game
1/26/2006 That Ethical High Ground
1/9/2006 2006 Predictions
12/24/2005 The War On Xma$
12/19/2005 President Green Genes
12/14/2005 White House Report Card
12/5/2005 FAQ Plan For Victory
11/23/2005 Giving Thanks
11/4/2005 Libby On The Label
10/24/2005 Contract on America
10/17/2005 The Stealth Judge
10/1/2005 Put The Hammer Down
9/23/2005 Empty Promises Are The New Black
9/4/2005 A Speck In The Eye Of Katrina
8/29/2005 Cry Havoc and Let Slip The Gods of War
8/19/2005 Frequently Asked Questions Cindy Sheehan - Peace Mom
8/14/2005 Intelligent Is As Intelligence Doesn't
7/15/2005 Roving Target
7/6/2005 The Rare Double-Pronged Red-Footed Bushie
6/27/2005 Scoundrel Citry
6/8/2005 Deep Throat Whining
5/23/2005 Ring Around The Coercion
5/17/2005 Frequently Asked Questions About Social Security Reform
5/10/2005 This Little PETA Did Not Eat Roast Chad
4/28/2005 Leading The Pack Away From The Leader
4/14/2005 Cyclops Pink Eye
3/31/2005 Plug Me In
3/23/2005 Frog Soup






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