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Will Durst
Too - Americas
Will Durst 8/14/2008
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Not content to be viewed as your ordinary run-of-the-mill hypocritical oaf, former vice-presidential candidate John Edwards compounded his monumental weaseldom by trying to sneak an overdue admission of serial monogamy infractions under the cloak of the Beijing Olympics. Nice one, John-Boy. Surprised you neglected to blame the whole sordid affair on the little girl who lip-synced opening night because the real singer wasn’t deemed cute enough by the Chinese government. Question: How much cuter can one 7-year-old girl be than another?

What is this guy’s major malfunction? Has he not been paying attention? Does the term “impeachment proceedings” ring no bells here? The hell has he been doing since 1998? Eating fudge in a cave, wearing earmuffs and galoshes? You’d think the public dredging of Bill Clinton through 24 months of partisan mud might intimidate a man with a penchant for $400 barber visits, wouldn’t you? As clueless as a junior-varsity cheerleader’s fifth Long Island Iced Tea.

Talk
about arrogance. He made his presidential run with the sheets still warm. Now imagine Camp Clinton trying to reconcile the fact that if this guy had come clean at the beginning of the primaries, Hillary’s dead-solid lock on the nomination would have been sealed tighter than her smile after the Iowa Caucuses. The irony is so rich and thick you could mix it with water and call it a driveway.

Those “Two Americas” of his are apparently those who barricade themselves from the press in hotel bathrooms and those who don’t. What is it with southern male Democrats? Why do they insist on having red-neon romances with winsome business associates when the obvious antidote to their testosterone poisoning is the way of the northern Republican male? That being anonymous sex in an airport men’s room stall. More importantly, why do they continue to commit the greatest political sin of getting caught? Is this a muffled cry for the spotlight to dim? The Carolina Lothario is giving Pretty Boys a bad name. Not that I’m affected or anything.

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Posted By: jack sprat  on Friday, August 15, 2008

Will

Give the guy a break, he still has nightmares from the “communing with the dead baby”, he’s in shock. He’s in turmoil. Just think he left his practice to help run the world for all the little poor bast,,ds and all he wanted for a “haircut” was a little trim. The fact that a lawyer was caught on tape admitting anything was the real miracle. It was only that one time anyway (hay it could have happened)

“Calling all liberal eunuchs”, has Hillary unlocked her testicular lock box? ‘Cides, I thought all lib males had to be neutered, we gotta be fair to dogs and cats ya know.

You do know that Jayson Blair and Eason Jordan are now working for the Enquirer don't you, boy that gave them an uplift.

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