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Will Durst
The Grand Old Party Line
Will Durst 9/6/2008
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As he did in Denver, Will Durst was blogging during the Republican National Convention, and here are his final reports to wrap it up for readers:

Pit Bull with Lipstick

Well, now we know why she was nicknamed Sarah Barracuda.

Last night Governor Palin proved that a former small-town mayor from Alaska could hold her own with the former Mayor of New York, Rudolph Giuliani, in the big-time, partisan red-meat sweepstakes, as they headlined a Murderer’s Row of GOP speakers who methodically eviscerated the twin scourges of conservatism today: Democratic candidate Barack Obama and the liberal media elite.

In these politically swift-moving waters it should come as no surprise that Palin-Palooza replaced Obama-Rama in the hearts and minds of America. Well, at least on their TV screens. We’ll find out about the latter later.

In her almost-but-not-quite acceptance speech, presumptive vice-presidential nominee Palin established herself as a formidable power hitter, gunning for noted hardballer Joe Biden in their upcoming debate.

But in her coming out party, she was as pert as a Meyer Lemon and as easy
on the eyes as Key Lime Pie. Like Tina Fey crossed with a shark. Pat Buchanan in heels. Christie Todd Whitman in a skirt. Apparently, being a hockey mom means chewing holes in your opponent’s stick. Or as she said; a pitbull with lipstick. Must be all those pucks to the head.

She rallied the crowd into a frothing snarl by disemboweling the irresponsible media for having the audacity to question her experience. Apparently that’s sexist and you can’t ask her new boss how many houses he owns because he was a POW. Wow. The first off-limits ticket. Nice work if you can get it.

I’ll tell you one thing -- I’d hate to be John McCain tonight. Think Loudon Wainwright. Having to follow the Rolling Stones.

Party Pooper

Well, that clears things up like a fifty-pound bag of topsoil dumped from a garage roof into a kid’s blow-up wading pool on a cantilevered patio.

John McCain, in his hour-long acceptance speech, attempted to convince the country that he isn’t just running against the Democrats but against the Republicans as well. It was the weirdest acceptance speech by a candidate for President since Michael Dukakis spoke for 45 minutes and failed to move his neck.

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Posted By: Chad Steele  on Sunday, September 07, 2008

The entire World is tired of the rebubbalicans constantly turning everything they touch worldwide to crap, every single thing they touch they screw, screw up, blow, or blowup.

At least the dumasses are consistent... everything single action and everything they have said in the last 8 years is completely and utterly wrong both by logic and law. (Current situation being evidence.)



Time to start calling insane mccain and the rabid Alaskan skunk/badger he brought home, what they really are, shes a crazy stinker, and he's so full of crap he needs his depends changed.



They both stink and their party is way too stupid and bought and paid for to say or do anything.


Posted By: Chris H  on Monday, September 08, 2008

Sad Chad...

Ignorance must be bliss...

Why are we all so worried about a Governor and former Mayor becoming President? Two years experience for the most recent job, (Governor) is too little? Then how about ZERO experience for the "community organizer"? This race is supposedly John McCain Vs Barack Obama. IF you throw Obama's running mate into the mix you have a clash of opposites. Change? If Obama dies and his running mate becomes President, what then? Biden's record is "Old School" politics to be sure. McCain's is not. They are right to say that McCain has been fought by Reps and Dems alike in his entire tenure in politics. This man was not liked by his own party!!! He IS the "Original Maverick". It's sad that people can be so led astray by B.S. as to think a man with no experience is going to bring change with a running mate that is the epitome of what they claim to change! And that those same people believe that McCain and Palin would be another 4 years of George W Bush, (OMG, please get a brain!!!)

In our history, the best mix has always been the House and Congress held by one party and the Presidency held by the other, (interesting that). Yet the absolute best mix is Rep house/senate and Dem President. We can't have that anytime soon, although they've really held up their part of the bargain, those Dems, haven't they? Worst approval rating in decades for this Dem controlled congress, near GWB's pathetic rating...

So go ahead, put Obama in the White House, see his change get implemented. Watch your taxes go up through inflation as he taxes the businesses that make America's engine run. (See California) Watch those businesses take their facilities elsewhere when he adds tariffs for those companies outsourcing their labor, (which is why you can buy your goods at WALMART so cheaply). And watch spending that is not war related begin to equal the spending on the war! Universal Early Childhood Education, Universal this and that. It's called socialism and it will cost your grandchildren. Finally, watch as we remain dependant on foreign oil, since he and the Dems won't pursue ALL avenues for energy independence both in the short term and long term...

I weep for my children and grandchildren should he be elected.


Posted By: geoff  on Monday, September 08, 2008

Chris H: maybe one reason why Congress is so reviled is because the Democrats haven't been able to do what they were elected to do: end the war. Seems like anything they manage gets vetoed...

McCain & Palin will be 4 more years of Bush: McCain has shown he is willing to sell out at the touch of a button; he's willing to make knee-jerk decisions, whatever the consequences. His choice of Palin is one, & you've seen how the Republican spin machine has gone into overdrive to cover up the gaffs ("Ignorance is strength," unwed mothers are OK, flip-flopping on that "bridge to nowhere" shows... decisiveness, or something).

After that: Palin is of the same mould: on a "mission from God," focussed more with abortion and what other people are doing in what is supposed to be the privacy of their own bedrooms than with what's happening in her own family, against the environmental aims McCain has at least paid lip service to, etc.

Which makes McCain what: a Maverick, or a loose cannon? More like doing whatever his paymasters tell him.

Then again, if someone doesn't tax businesses, how will you ever repay your debt? all that money Walmart is shipping off to China? All you've borrowed from Europe & the Chinese to keep your mortgage game afloat?

You do realise, don't you, that taxes and tariffs are two different things? Whereas taxes might induce companies to relocate elsewhere, tarrifs might induce them to return...?

Socialised sewage, roads, schools, post office, Medicare, even a socialised war are OK, but somehow socialised medicine is not?

Chad does hit the nail on the head with one thing: the world is tired of Bush & Republicans in general. McCain is widely perceived as threatening a new "Cold War" with his stupid Georgia response, and no one can seem to figure out what kind of kool-aid he must have been drinking to pick out this backwoods hick. Commentators outside the US don't have any expectation that Palin will be any more competent at diplomacy than Bush ever was. So you can pretty well kiss any expected alliances or "coalitions of the willing" goodbye... we've just about had it with Republican fall-out.

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